CHEAP. Adobe Wan Kenobi, What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? ", JEANNIE: Yeah, right, and my name is "Shirtie.". if(ffid == 2){ Look around you. KARA: Short for Katherine? Say it loud and there's music playing. I can do that for you! GREG: Greg. JOSEPH: In the Bible, Joseph wore "a long coat of many colors" to distract from the fact that his name was so stupid. SAMMY: Try spelling your name like a big boy. BRYAN: Y? window.ezoSTPixelAdd(slotId, 'adsensetype', 1); ins.style.minWidth = container.attributes.ezaw.value + 'px'; ELSIE: Anagram: I eels. Reaching out to grab a dictionary to find a new name. PATRICIA: You know your friends call you "Pat" behind your back, right? So I touched off. OK, but what's your first name? VALERIE: Valerie, from the Latin "valere", meaning "to be stupid". Im particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana. Your last name, no five. Urdu for "botched abortion.". ALICIA: Whatever happened to Alicia Silverstone? Danisnotonfire 11. We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer) as we strive to provide site experiences for browsers that support new web standards and security practices. Merry Christmas you Saint. CONNIE: (In a Scottish accent) Connie you get a better name? A secure username is slightly different from a random username (but is still generated the same way). OR You went to the opening premier of a new movie. It is quite likely that you might have come across multiple men named Daniel in your life. Make sure when you tell a cow something, things don't just go one ear and out the udder. In the Bible, Daniel was a prophet of God, who was under captivity in Babylon. Point in case: He changed his name from Samuel. Kyle. OK, but what's your first name? You should. 5. Doesn't that make you feel sad? ", Kids: "Throw us in bed! Sean Connery. "Time flies like an arrow. That's what your stupid name means. FERNANDO: Fernando Botero: a man for whom only sculpture could express the stupidity of his name. CLINT: Do you feel lucky? CESAR: Mmmm.just thinking about dressing. A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people. Wait, let's go with SheRa instead. CELIA: Just googled it. OR Reads the same forwards and backwards, in case you forget which direction to read. New english for "turd boat.". ), He said, "Have you got Jack Daniels Honey? Like your name. Equals: even stupider name. FLOYD: If you're not pink, get the fuck off my website. OR Stella. It's definitely not women JOSHUA: Hebrew for "God's gift." The material I'll have to trap my head in so I don't have to hear your stupid name. OR You are a bird. The Stupid Store? You just added N onto Laura. JON: Jon. NELLIE: You're either from the Civil War or you're a cow. Makes me spit. ANGIE: You should get an Angie-oplasty. LAURIE: The plural of Laura. LOUIS: Do you pronounce your name Louis or Louie? KARIN: You spelled your name wrong, Karen. Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images During a recent appearance on The Daily Show, Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo was told to read jokes off a teleprompter that Hasan Minhaj wrote for him. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. FRANKLIN: Franklin. Is your dog named dog too? No? TRICIA: Tricia sounds like someone I would hate. At least-a your last name isn't so stupid! LISA: If someone yelled "Lisa!" OR Were you named after a TREE?! Chan. My dad, boyfriend and I were driving around our city. MANUEL: Manuel? My name is stupid. It's a Christmas miracle. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at my friend's house, and took the bus home. What'd you say? No. Several times stupider. thank you! MARSHA: Adding an "a" onto a ugly place doesn't bode well. You were conceived on a beach? CALEB: A classic, solidly stupid Biblical name. OR Tracy. I think you forgot what ds look like. MOLLY: Your name is more popular for drugs. 'Cause it's so stupid. BONNIE: Where's Clyde? Give it a rest. Tweet Engagement Stats. var lo = new MutationObserver(window.ezaslEvent); KIM: Just leave. Looking for a strong, traditional name for your baby boy? Then check out my other podcast, The Daily Quiz Show, where I . var ins = document.createElement('ins'); ASHLEY: Ashley, a girl that is bored and looks up her name on Urban Dictionary. Background: Where I live, we have these little plastic cards instead of tickets to get on trains. From a noble viking tradition of having stupid names. ROSS: Ross. You won the stupidest name award. Change your stupid name. Related: 40+ funny birthday jokes. Terrible name for a human. Pinterest That's a shitty violin. CAROL: Anthropoligists hypothesize that the first ever woman named Carol also had a stupid name. DOROTHY: Sorry, but no matter how many times you click your heels together, your name will still be stupid. Clone with Git or checkout with SVN using the repositorys web address. WARREN: Warren. I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda. GERTRUDE: It's about to get rude in here. HEIDI: Don't hide'y just because you have a stupid name'y! In 2020 Daniel was ranked as the 14th name for boys in America. GLENDA: Glenda, the bad name for a good witch. Enough said. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. OR How's Fred doing? What do you call a Mexican jedi? ABIGAIL: Hebrew for "her father's joy." Your father's joy must have been making his daughter live with a shitty name. ELIZABETH: A beautifully stupid name, from the idiotic "El" to the slack-jawed "iza," then stumbling to the finish line with a breathless "beth." Mind like a feather. OR Yeah, right, and my name is "Batman." MARIO: The best-known Mario is a plumber who beats up turtles. TRACY: Dick. Cause now, your name is really stupid. The baby lost the toe-sucking competition, he tasted defeat and nothing else. CLARICE: Well hello, Clarice. There are also dan puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls. They are: Click the SPIN! Izzy. A poorly chosen username can link back and reveal your identity. AMY: Amy is a namy that is lamy. KATELYN: Come back when you're ready to spell your name like a big girl. Your parents were high when they named you. Drink some down to wash the bad taste that is your name out of your mouth. HEATH: Cool creamy chocolate outside, sticky gross name inside. Looks like Chris Farley. OLIVE: The color people's faces turn when they hear your name. WHO IS JULIUS AND WHY DO YOU BELONG TO HIM?? No? 2. DARREN: It was quite Darren of your parents to give you such a stupid name. REUBEN: Your parents were hungry when they named you. George lazenby. We all lie. MANDY: You broke Barry Manilow's heart with your stupid name. SHEILA: From the Gaelic for "blind." QUEEN: Are you a Chihuahua? Why is Luke. Don't worry, it makes sense if you're stupid. CECILIA: Cecilia, you're breaking my heart. Here's some truth: you have a stupid name. ABE: Let's be honest. It reads, "Dear Stupid Name, You Have a Stupid Name. JAMIE: Jamie is a name derived as a pet form of James. Time to get a new chronometer. It's not fair to the rest of us. JACKIE: Jackie. MARYANN: Choose one. Your name sounds terrible. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); GERALD: Gerald Ford: a shitty president who no one remembers. Whisker-y Business. APRIL: April. So, make sure you choose carefully. Did you hear about that great new shovel? Nothing. Perfect stupidity. (I am assuming this is a pickup line, hope it helps.) HANS: You're missing a "D" from your name, Hands. His right ear, his left ear, and his wild frontier. What do you call a man who has seagulls land on the side of his head? RUDY: Get in there kid! Long for stupid. Your name is stupid. It's with your name and it being stupid. Your name is stupid. they are always up to something. That's it you're all done! But if you're looking for a way to laugh some calories away rather than pack them on, these half-baked bread puns may be just what you knead. 4. Dan: Dan or DAN may refer to: Dan (name), including a list of people with the name Dan (king), several kings of Denmark Dan people, an ethnic group located . Worst name for a human being. Saint Dickolas. Everything I dough, I dough it for you. KATHLEEN: Leen over here and listen close to this whisper. JOSIAH: What do you own a general store in 1850? 4. What are some best general nicknames for Daniel? OR Leslie? Because I was on the bus, they just waved it past. GEORGIA: What should be on your mind? Donut go breaking my heart (I couldnt if I fried). JOHANNA: Ah, Johanna, a good Christian name. My aunt has the heart of a lion. NATASHA: STOP HURTING MOOSES AND SQUIRRELS. Please stop the: I'll do it next year joke.". HERMINIA: The lost city of Herminia, a polluted land of the werefishpeople. PEARL: Pearl. ELISABETH: You spelled your name wrong, Elizabeth. BENJAMIN: Benjamin, the name you go by when you really want to get mad at people who call you Benny. Feel left out. WANDA: I wish I had a wand to make your name less stupid. ABDUL: Abdul. A stupid spot, for a stupid name. ELEANOR: Was actually in charge of running the white house. | 1. But in your case, Les is less. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. Like your parents when they picked your name from a hat. But before opening the treasure-trove of nicknames, lets trace the roots of the name Daniel to find some interesting tales around it. You fooled me. BRENDA: I have a vendetta against stupid names like Brenda. ELTON: Yeah, you'll always be the second favorite Elton in people's lives, won't you? Marissa had the stupidest name. Our website is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Puts me in a tizzy. POST. Let's keep it that way. Daniel Boone (17341820), American Pioneer, Fur Trader, Explorer, Adventurer. A username generator creates a unique login name easily and quicklypreventing you from using a name an identity thief can easily guesslike your company, hometown, child, pet, mother's maiden name, nickname, etc. Ginger, the stupidest of names. Like Gunnlaug. Only explanation. RAPHAEL: The most bad ass turtle. ANDERSON: Anderson, teah, OK, but what's your first name? GUILLERMO: del Toro! What a pain. Here is a list of good Daniel Nicknames, fingers crossed; you will find a befitting nickname for your Daniel. ", From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns. Your name is stupid. ANTOINETTE: Off with your head! JONATHAN: Your name has too many syllables. K thx. MITCH: Mitch. WILL: I.am.Smith.Legend.Stupid. Pretty damn stupid. EVAN: Evan. DENIS: You're missing an N there, Dennis. JANET: Damnit, Janet, your name is stupid. RAE: Great word for Boggle. Darth Vader: I know what youre getting for Christmas. 537,000. Stupid name for everyone else. Also, your name. Well, you're not. Here is a list of Russian Names and Surnames that serve as distinctive nicknames for Daniel. Stop while you're ahead. LEE: Haha, your name rhymes with pee. 3. ANITA: Anita second to recover from how stupid your name is. You're welcome. P.S. LANA: Lana! Our count? Deal with it. Thank you, {{form.email}}, for signing up. It became less prevalent in the 15th century but later regained popularity during the Protestant Reformation. The different language nickname. BRAD: Brad, from a long tradition of "Names of Asshole High School Football Players.". MONICA: You probably don't have any Friends. GALE: Like the wind I feel on my face whenever you talk your stupid words. He is your Lord, because your name is stupid. A dumb name and a lower back tattoo. MELODY: Sing this out loud right now: "my name is dumb." Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files? A Sith-Kabob! LATOYA: Your brother is dead. PHIL: Three fourths of your name are consonants. OK, but what's your first name? You're welcome. I didn't Chloe would have a good time, till you showed up. ALEXANDER: There was Alexander the Great, then there was Alexander the So-So. All of you. He and Fumikage Tokoyami (Hero Name: Tsukuyomi | Quirk: Dark Shadow) are kindred spirits in a sense, as they are both denizens of darkness. ALAN: It is not known if Alan stands for "little rock" or "handsome." Everything. A stupid name for a homo sapien. Heather. Dont worry about aging donutstheyre just going through a-dough-lescence. 1. OR Jimmy hat. AMIE: You spelled Amy wrong. What did the Spanish guy say when he realised his car was missing, Talking to a conductor at the train station. HANK: Short for Henry. Or find a random word and spell it backward? The Best Cheese Puns. Really, it is or do you need me to spell it out for you? AMIRIGHTLADIEEEEZ?! Yup, you conquered all other stupid names. Start with a man's name. OR Larry, Barry, and Gary walked into a bar. fallback: If you could have dinner with any historical figure, living or dead, your name would still be stupid. Tough break. DREW: Short for "my parents drew a blank when trying to give me a good name.". He always has the forks with him. I asked an African man to use the word dandelion in a sentence His response was "da cheeta runs fasta dan de lion" I'm dating a half-Asian girl. CLIFFORD: A big red dog. EVA: That's the stupidest name I eva heard. AUGUST: Yeah, right, and my name is "March.". The easiest way to look at your toe is to look at a photoe. If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. ERIC: Eric. How original. BRITNEY: I'll believe that's the right way to spell it when Britney Spears makes the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. ESTHER: Your name is a star. Good luck. Why shouldnt you ask Yoda for money? It's stupid. Danyer 9. But you, you can't jump AND you have stupid name. And I am so sorry for naming you such a stupid name. DENNIS: Like tennis but with no balls. SHAWN: Boys name, girls name. One did? What do you call a half wine/half whiskey mix? They made it all the way into the trash can. Now that we have topped up our trivia around the name, lets jump into the storehouse of awesome nicknames for Daniel! The stupidity of your name is off the charts! DARRIN: It was quite Darren of your parents to give you such a stupid name. Pretty stupid, huh? Let the door hit you on the way out too. lo.observe(document.getElementById(slotId + '-asloaded'), { attributes: true });var cid = '6300803632'; Once you see a username that suits you, click on it, and SpinXO will then check the availability of that username against social media platforms and even a domain check if you need it. Jody. 2. Get ready for some good ol' hole-some fun. Huh. Your email address will not be published. So I told my dad I needed a new computer mic, My uncle is convinced that his wife prevents flakey scalp in the hair. JENNIFER: Q: What do Jennifer Lawrence and Jennifer Connelly have in common? No! MONTY: Let's make a deal, Monty. TREVOR: Welsh for "big village, no one home.". OR Your name has one "NIE" too many there, John. ins.style.display = 'block'; container.style.maxWidth = container.style.minWidth + 'px'; The name Daniel is also associated with distinguished English actors such as Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Day-Lewis, and Daniel Craig. If that's not stupid, I'm not a talking computer. Cookie Monster said it best: "Me want cookie!". YVETTE: How can I make fun of your name if I can't pronounce it? Noooooo.I am. Wendy Wisner is a lactation consultant and writer covering maternal/child health, parenting, general health and wellness, and mental health. Named her Sadie. JANE: Boooring. Sodan - If Daniel loves soda so much that he has fizzy drinks running in his veins. Typically, such usernames include numbers, uppercase, lowercase letters, and special characters. | JOSE: Q: What do Jose Canseco and Jose Reyes have in common? CELESTE: AND THE ANGELS SANG YOUR NAME FROM THE HEAVENS, "CELESTE WHAT A DUMB NAME". Nice try. MATTHEW: Overcame his incredibly stupid name to write the first book of the New Testament, which now also bears an incredibly stupid name. I am. Bart Ender. Hackers and identity thieves use software that checks your usernames across multiple platforms. A big dumb fat dog. SHARLENE: As if Charlene wasn't a stupid enough name. MARIE: Marie Curie died. NICOLE: In Greek, it means "victorious people", but you already knew that didn't you? Your body is a wonderland, and by that I mean it's chock full of bizarre creatures and opium hallucinations. Jack left. Earth! STEFAN: You spelled Stephen wrong. Oh, thanks. Try again. The name Norman died with him. Daniel was in the top 10 consistently from 1981 to 1995, reaching its peak at the rank of 5 in 1985 and 1990, and was a top-10 name again from 1999 to 2011. What do Whipids say when they kiss? **Yes, I know I'm a mom, but it's still a dad joke. OR Literally, Old French for "pug nose." Amazing tap dancer. As in, hell yes, I agree, that is a stupid name. encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne ! OLGA: Did your name come with pigtails? OR If you could be stranded on a desert island with any celebrity you wanted, who would it be and why is your name so stupid? KERMIT: Someday you'll find it, a new name connection. Creating a unique username is a significant step to protect your identity online. Why do you hate Christmas? KAREEM: Block this: your name is stupid. That'd be a double whammy. Shortly after regular hashtags took off on Twitter way back in 2007, an unassuming groom-to-be was credited as having the first wedding hashtag in 2008. ELVIRA: I didn't know you were still relevant, Elvira. Community Member Follow Unfollow. I wanted to make sure that I hadn't been charged for sitting in the station for five minutes so I went up to the ticketing booth. There are several variations of the name Daniel. What is Jabba the Hutts middle name? You're welcome. MONIQUE: Monique. That must make you Alexander the Disappointing. Well, about your name and how dumb it is. ROGER: In England, 'to roger' is slang for 'to fuck'. More Humorous, Punny Jokes. MARTIN: Damn, Gina, that's one stupid name! Below this, you'll notice further secure usernames that have been randomly generated that are versions of the name you are checking out. Then you're not worth anything. OR What do Martha's Vineyard and Martha Stewart have in common? TEDDY: Yeah, right, and my name is "Sexy Lingerie.". Thorax like a bug. Earn yourself a new name. You don't have to enter suggestions for all, but the more you do, SpinXO will generate more random usernames for you. Dummy. OR Wow. While some outrightly offensive terms exist, we have found that context matters with nicknames. KATHY: Kathy. OR You're missing an "I" from your name there, Diana. AVA: Your name is the same forwards and backwards, in case you forget which way to read, dummy. HILDA: No way that's your name. Teeth full of moss. Jack left you because your name is terrible. JEFFRY: it's better than Geoffrey. You're welcome. You have a dog's name. Have a good laugh while you go through some of the funniest nicknames for Daniel. HELENE: You just had to muck it up with that extra E, didn't ya? IQ of seven. LUCILLE: We're having a Ball without you and your stupid name. Too bad he lost his case. 3. 3. chloegurl13 1 yr. ago. OR Sounds like a goofy scientist named you. You're welcome. They can be used as a term of endearment or to show affection. Did your parents conceive you in a garage? AURORA: The city of lights. TARA: Let me guess. You should really consider this change for yourself as well. The sound a stupid man makes when he's punched in the solar plexis. BETHANY: Any one named Beth out there? ANDRES: You added an S to your name, Andre, thinking it's clever. She has a lifetime ban from the zoo too. Face like a latrine. Twitter. Deen People kept pushing its buttons. Diego. (I know its Muir/Robach and Stahl/Dickerson but I grew up with Mr. Downs and Ms. Walters. LARRY: Ha, you were named after a bird. ELMER: Fudd. CHARLES: Barkley. TRAVIS: Travis Barker is this awesome drummer for Blink182. Puns: (To) beat (someone) to the pun; Sucker pun; To pun a can of worms; keep one's eye pun (A) pun in the butt (To) jump the pun (To) pull a fast pun (To) pun a fever (To) pun in the family (to) sit this pun out BILL: I should BILL you for every second I have to listen to your stupid name. CATHLEEN: Acceptable answers were: none of the above. Click here for more information. Traci. Mind dim. Your name sucks today. Life wouldn't be much fun without a pun! He specializes in research and content writing. ABBY: Abby. Help help me, Rhonda. Using the SpinXO Username Generator is easy. DELORES: Claiborne. You're a way and brother. Larry had the stupidest name. Try again. And your stupid name. Drives a Winnebago. var ffid = 2; I am. GARY: Gary. OR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OR When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east; when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves; when your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child, your name will still be stupid. Ocean! There was a dinosaur that would destroy buildings with your same name. Ah, memory lane. OPAL: Oh pretty! BURL: Mr. Ives? Eileen. DARLENE: You must have found your name in a trash can. CLARA: I'm seeing it very clearly now, your name is very stupid. English for "dumb name.". Instantly share code, notes, and snippets. KRISTY: It's like your parents wanted to name you something better, but then Kristy fell out of their mouths. FRED: Man, Fred is a stupid name. I wanna drink juice in the hood to forget how stupid your name is. Its earliest origins can be traced back to the Old Testament of the Bible, where it was defined as God is my judge in Hebrew. Most online portals, platforms, or logins won't even let you without contacting customer support. We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. SHERRIE: I'd love a sherry, to drink away my brains and forget how dumb your name is. View on Twitter . First, enter examples of your character in the six boxes at the top of the screen. GABRIELA: You're missing an L. Also some brain cells. Your name is stupid. LUCY: Reminds me of that Beatles song, "You Have Such a Stupid Name.". RICKEY: You spelled your name wrong, Ricky. GAY: Sorry. Makes me wanna. You're probably lonely now. Four fourths stupid name. She has a stupid name. Obi-Juan Kenobi, What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Can you even see this? Abdul. I have a long career of ice skating ahead of me. LYDIA: Rhymes with chlamydia. Mexico City! What a ghoul. Then punch yourself with your stupid name. DEBRA: Ah yes, the fabled Debra - ancestor to the Zebra. LEONA: The name your father gave you when he really wanted a "Leon.". GERALDINE: This was actually my great grandmother's name. 11. I'll save you from your stupid name! THEODORE: There's no way that's your name. Looks like Lassie. Didn't think so. MOHAMED: I'm not going to touch this one. ALICE: Alice. MAURICE: Some people call me Maurice - but they shouldn't, because that's a dumb name. RANDAL: Weren't you in that one movie? Name or Nickname ZACK: A variant of the biblical Zechariah, who has an even stupider name."]. MICHELE: You lost something. The number of times I ever want to hear your stupid name. VINCENT: Vincent Price was so awesome the name Vincent should have died with him. CRAIG: The name Craig came from the Scottish word for "man who lives by rocks," which is neat since the name is as dumb as rocks. Your name is dumb. KATHRYN: You can't replace an i and an e with a y. Short for "Tomorrow I am going to change my stupid name!". JOEL: One letter away from Noel. LUIS: Hey Luis! Pierce Brosnan. OK, but what's your first name? COLE: Put you in your stocking and smoke it. Congratulations. You shouldn't, because your parents gave you a shitty name. Your name makes people think of a sex tape. D-Dog 8. Just change your stupid name. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? Danzilla 14. DENVER: Great airport. Obi-Juan Kenobi What do you call a Sith who wont fight? JOSIE: The pussycats agree: Your name is stupid. Get an adult's name. Go home. OR Mother of Jesus. Name, stupid. JAMES: Q: What do James Madison, James Monroe, and James K. Polk have in common? The biblical Daniel was also a visionary with the power to interpret dreams. MICKEY: Hey, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine your name is stupid. Pine Nut: Pine nuts (aka pinon) are edible pine seeds. Or butter. Great show. CEDRIC: The entertainer. ALLIE: Come back when you're ready to use your big-girl name. REBEKAH: You spelled Rebecca wrong. MARY: I bet you're still a virgin too. MAURA: You went one letter too far. NOoooooooo. Your sequence is spelled s-t-u-p-i-d-n-a-m-e. GENEVA: According to the Geneva Conventions, your name counts as a crime against humanity. A name whose stupidity grows for years in your mind until its scintillating idiocy becomes unbearable. According to the Old Testament of the Bible, the name Daniel means God is my judge in Hebrew. HARVEY: I'm not entirely sure your name exists, Harvey. If you're looking for gluten-enriched humor, this collection of jokes should at yeast raise a smile. BECKY: Grow up. OR There are over 400,000 species of beetle in the world. Pick a name. ", JEANNETTE: Yeah, right, and my name is "Shirtette. But the nadir has to be a lazy-ass general endorsement for the favorite generic . JOY: Joy. Much like you. MUHAMMAD: I'm not going to touch this one. That's a sauce, not a name. You're welcome. Stupid. From the fact that your name is stupid. JARED: We don't know how you turned eating sandwiches into a career, but, jealous. Stinky Chinese noodles. That's the only thing going for you. With pirhanas. container.appendChild(ins); Adobe Wan Kenobi, What do you call a Mexican jedi? Short for "Time for a new name!". Thanks asshole. GINGER: Ginger, the tastiest of flavors. 1. A: A stupid name. You can click 'Spin' to see even more. Just like your mother last night. Click on the usernames to immediately check their availability on YouTube, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, Twitch, Skype, Tumblr, and even domain names. 4. OR Big Ben, the most iconic clock tower in London, was renamed Elizabeth Tower. Yesterday at work one of my colleagues brought in a big box of mini eggs for us. EDDIE: Great name for a guitarist, stupid name for you. ISAIAH: You're not allowed to have that many vowels in your name. | Please try again. Daughter of parents with shitty taste in names. CATHY: You're so chatty. 1. Spanish for, the dumb name. Run FORREST. Marissa had the stupidest name. Gross. Both stupid. JOSH: Hebrew for "God's gift." LAKISHA: Almost a lake, not quite a name. Cause you're really smart. container.appendChild(ins); I had a good laugh. var cid = '6300803632'; You gonna name your son FBI? JAVIER: Jav-i-you ever thought about a name change? Daniel Augusto Vax is on Facebook. NORMAN: Rockwell was the best artist ever. KARL: If you're gonna go Norse, why not something more awesome? For the felony. Two antennas got married last Saturday. Nicknames are usually short and informal, which people use for other people. Even worse as a noun. Like, really old. OR What kind of name is Henry? ROCCO: Not even cool enough to have a nickelodeon show nAmed after you. SANDY: Bad adjective, even worse noun. Because your name is stupid. Daniel Kohn 47 JAY-Z / GHETTO TECHNO Leaked in 2009 alongside other Timbaland-produced tracks that didn't make The Blueprint 3, "Ghetto Techno" sounds like Pitbull's "Culo" having a manic breakdown. HOWARD: Before Jar Jar Binks, your name stood as the worst character George Lucas ever directed. Justnot in your name. Daniel Mendoza (17641836), English Heavyweight Boxer, Daniel Webster (17821852), American Statesman, Daniel Day-Lewis, the famous English Actor, Daniel Tosh, American Stand-Up Comedian and Television Presenter. DELORIS: You spelled your name wrong, dummy. I like them, but I'm sure the power of Reddit can come up with some that are even better! MOSES: Let my people-- decide a new for you, okay? Getting a new name. YOUR NAME IS TINY. JULIANNE: Latin for "belonging to Julius." American for "dude who cleans the showers at a truckstop.". PEDRO: Derived from the latin "petra," which means "stone" or "I have no charisma." 5. But they all have better names than you. Dan do you ever sing in the shower? OR We hired Casey Kasem to record the following message, "This week on the top 40, number 1, our name is dumb.". NINA: Pinta, and Santa Maria. What's more, you can do this in over 23 languages, from Latin to Gothic . "We must all hang together or assuredly we shall all hang separately." Benjamin Franklin is credited with this witticism, which was a call for solidarity during the signing of the Declaration of. My names JEFF nah jokes it's Christian. EUGENIA: Did your genes give you this stupid name? SHELLEY: Anagram for HELL YES! Her undies leak. Perhaps because it's such a stupid name. Fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx. BRENT: Old English for "high place." No results. Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku: "Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku" (DAN DAN , "Step By Step I'm Falling Under Your Spell") is the fourth single by Japanese rock band Field of View. Throw us in bed! Anyway, youll love to have a look at these lovely little nicknames for Daniel. JULIAN: Latin for "belonging to Julius." ", DANIELLE: The name your father gave you when he really wanted a "Daniel.". However, your mom didn't.
